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It looks like a typical Saturday night with the RFF Fondling Society and the I Don't Remember Why I bought This Piece of Equipment Club.
http://www.rangefinderforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36925

Schitrowsky writes, "Looking at my RF gear, I can assign roles to particular pieces" What the fuck is he trying to do, build a Rangefinder Chess Set?

"The Contax IIa will sport a 50mm Sonnar f1.5, while the Contax II will host a 35mm J12 (which won't fit on the IIa) and an 85mm J9 to take advantage of the II's longer based RF."

Yes, that Contax IIa must feel very proud "sporting" that 50mm f/1.5 Sonnar. We know this for a fact because the voices inside of his head told him so. The prewar model is "hosting" the Soviet made J12. It sounds like a fucking late night talk show with your host, J12oh.

"I'll use the Contax when I feel like a different feel than the Leicas. Sound like a plan?" No, it sounds like mental illness or camera masturbation. Schitrowsky always uses photos of his father for his avatar because it makes him look older and wiser. That's how he can get away with posting drivel all over RFF. He reminds me of Eric Cartman from South Park who says "respect my authoriTIE!" Here’s a self portrait of Frank from the gallery: www.rangefinderforum.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=13407

Check out Frank’s scorecard here:
http://www.ratemyteachers.ca/schools/ontario/markham/castlemore_public_school/frank__scheitrowsky

Thirteen kids who responded to the survey gave him an average overall rating of 3.3 out of 5, a "C." But what do those 9 year old rug rats know? Can't they see that their "eclectic agnostic pagan" teacher needs time to write about his "waiting for the mail" adventures and his camera gear fetishes? How can he teach when he's logged on to RFF practically all day when school is in session! His old signature is in this screencap: photopoo.com/fsing.jpg - "Trying to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. believer in karma: what goes around, comes around Eclectic agnostic pagan with Buddhist tendencies FS: Kiev 4a with J8."

NEW POO from Feb 10, '007: www.rangefinderforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33518

Back door alley loves his little power trip as RFF moderator-in-chief. Remember the wee Scottish bimbo who refused to send creepy old joe a photo of her naval? Today she wrote: "A little while ago I made a comment about guns, an association which had been alluded to by previous posts, but I was the one who was attacked for it! I was so cross I started deleting my tracks on RFF - but there were so many I got fed up. Subsequently, and until recently, I've rarely visited. Though I've been concentrating on cine (I'm hoping to make a silent film of Glastonbury this year), I've been so pleased with my S2 and SP that I'm saving up for an S3-2000 to keep them company."

Back door alley responds with: "not that i want to, but if you like i have access to the button that will eliminate all your posts jenni. one quick move by these old bones and your history is gone. you could start fresh, so to speak."

The wee Scottish bimbo writes: "I'm not really sure how to take this, Joe."

Back door alley writes: "it was just info. an extreme action offered but not encouraged."

"Dear Jenni, we at the Poo tried to warn you last year that this guy was creepy. See what you get for not showing dirty ole joe your naval? LOL. -Ralph"

"Frank, it’s common knowledge that the 'god of wrist straps' IS Backdooralley, that anal-retentive, gear obsessed GASbag from Edmonchuck. I was just reading about that line of straps that look like they were engineered by a group of Boy Scouts. That’s a thumb screw securing what appears to be a shoelace to the bottom of the ‘Blad. Not only does the protruding thumb screw prevent the user from setting the camera on its base, it’s capable of scratching or breaking glass, a material often found inside camera bags. IMO, a wrist strap makes the user look like a fruitcake and it doesn’t free both hands like a neck strap. Some whimps find neck straps uncomfortable and like to preach about the 'benefits' of wrist straps. This type of GAS belongs in a septic tank. -Steve" Thanks, Steve! In the photog gear world these laces are known as knob-straps and pussy loops.

the more you use a camera, by joe rizzuto

"the more you use a camera, the higher potential there is for it to become a part of you. i think this is the universal truth when it comes to any tool, like our cameras. i can't recall a camera that i felt all thumbs with. and any camera that i used for a few days straight, shooting lots, soon became very comfortable in my hand. the m3 was very comfortable and it took very little time to realize this. the cle/cl was very nice too. the canon p's were made to fit my hands. the zi fits nicely also. maybe the nikon f2 i had was a bit cumbersome but i loved the canon f1, go figure. use your cameras, learn them, become intimate with thm and never have to think about them again." What the hell is he babbling about? Become "intimate" with them? That must be why he takes them out for coffee and into the bathroom afterwards. He sounds like a fondler to me.

Backdoor alley's intimate discussion with a Canon P. Canon P: Joe, you've been ignoring me lately. You still haven't bought me a case from Linguini like you promised. Joe: i'll never dump you, sweet p. i promise to take you along on my next poop-and-shoot photo excursion. Canon P: Joe, can you explain the brown stains on the 135mm lens that you took to Jasper?

Lots of poo here: The Leica M8 Skinny

Jan. 7, 2007. "It appears that Jorge’s dslrexchange.com is almost dead in the water. There was some chatter on RFF about it recently; however it will most likely die a quiet death. Leica fondlers and wannabe Leica fondlers are keeping RFF afloat, although there doesn’t appear to be much enthusiasm for anything except gear. Thanks to the heavy handed moderation of the talent-less Back door alley and Jorge the Terrible, RFF has become nothing more than a ship of fools. ---Roscoe"

"Merry Christmas, Frank! What a coincidence---we even have similar taste in music. It's good to know you're still needling the pricks---hearing that always improves my disposition. I was thinking that when I first started with RFF it was like the US under Clinton: smart, accomodating, inclusive, and friendly. Now it's like the US under Bush: dogmatic, pedantic, arrogant, with Spic-boy as 'The Decider.' Ah, fuck them anyway. As an atheist I don't celebrate X-mas, but I do give out presents to a select few---I tell them it's to commemorate my first anniversary with my cat. ---FED."

"Melanie C., cavegirl," writes: "I could use some sheep. My dogs enjoy sheep. My understanding is that codfish fisheries are so overfished that traditional fish and chips stands are now using dogfish sharks instead. (You know, the ones you dissect in biology class, with the giant, greasy livers. Yum!)" Her Canine Behavioral Genetics Project, UCSF, homepage, RFF gallery, PBase, gallery and photos on Flickr. Using: M3, Rolleiflex 2.8F, D70s, OM-1 and her little "Dick."

Wow! You're a smart one, Melanie. Dogfish is a type of shark. When you write, "dogfish shark," that's like a double negative, or like calling a male cow, cow bull, or a rooster a chicken man.

Not to be outdone by another bint, "Jenni, the wee skittish bimbo" writes, "three dogs, a cat, two horses, four rabbits and a ferret - just to prove I'm not Leicacentric."

Dick Silfverberg and "Cavegirl" have been known to fondle cameras together. Now Teresa Wu is suing her Dick. Is "Cavegirl" the "other woman?"

"It's good to know you're still on the job policing RFF as it continues its slide toward absolute insignificance. I did see the two poll questions you mentioned and the wording and content suggest that Silfverberg must be a regular viewer of Fox News. By the way, do you still have a copy of the divorce details of Teresa Ann Wu verses Richard Silfverberg? ---FED" Yes, I do, FED. Would you like a copy e-mailed?

Check out this post from 2003 on usefilm.com by Terri Wu: "thanks for all your kind comments -richard." R.S. follows up with this post, "ooops..my wife was logged in here. the comment above from terri is really me -richard. (btw - check out her own photos posted here on usefilm)." Wu is me.. right, Richard? Is it "batty" inside that cave? I understand that Cavegirl can be reached at 415-476-7898 or 415-665-1787. See here.

Cave girl has pet names for her Hondas:
http://www.rangefinderforum.com/forums/showthread.php?p=495433#post495433

FED did write, "Look what I found---some of Richard's whining. He works for EFI. Here's his e-mail." - "I am out of the office on an extended Leave Of Absence for three months starting 6/23/06. For any SAP FI/CO related matters please contact Miguel Sheker. For anyting else pease contact Calvin Do. Kind Regards, Richard Silfverberg." He's 3 months late for work. For being off work, he doesn't post very much.

"Maybe cavegirl's got him tied up in her lair, or he's in Cuba with Herr Hett. ---Jay."

Here's a pic of Richard poop shooting. More: isn't he a great photographer? They're all 3 stops underexposed but because they were taken with a Leica, they're all fantastic. Check it out: #1 & #2

"Hi, I am one of those 1000's of amateurs out here wondering if my dream to one day actually make a living out of my photography is realistic or not... I just recently put up a site with some of my favorite images and would be honored if you would have a look and let me know if I should pursue this dream or if I should just face reality. I have been taking photography seriously for about a year and a half now and this is what I have come up with... Please be brutually honest...geocities.com/soho/exhibit/9607 Regards and thanks, Richard Silfverberg, Manager, Systems Analysis (rsilfverberg@hotmail.com)" The thread is here.

Richard, I don't think so. Trolling and fondling does make a photographer not. You're welcome.

"Cave girl" posted a photo of her M3 on RFF so she could brag about her "rigid summicron" See here: rangefinderforum.com/forums/showthread .php?p=481309#post481309 - she must love to photograph her M3 on a white bed sheet. Note the shape of the film advance lever and you’ll understand why "cave girl" likes to fondle her Leica in bed. Here’s more of her "camera pr0n" on Pbase: pbase.com/miranc/pr0n.

Ha ha. Magnus from Munich, Germany posted this on RFF: "/CENSORED!!!!! Who deleted the link in my signature? I had a link in my signature which was deleted. Obviously by the big cheese or one of his smaller counterparts, since I don't think that anyone else can delete or edit PAYING MEMBERS signatures!!!! At least one can be civil, human and OPEN and report or mail me that my link got deleted, and perhaps a reason why .../" Yup. Jorge Torralba (Big Cheese) erased the link. Which link, you ask? Bill's blog!

Of course all the mods (including Moe) denied removing the link; so after being nagged for the link address, Magnus posted it... only to have it nuked too. Then Jorge the Terrible (or his puppet, Moe) nuked more stuff from this member. Finally Joe Rizutto gleefully posted: "figured it out yet magnus?"

"Idiots Rule! I'm Ash, last time I checked I was tall, long haired, ginger, sex-obsessed, blue eyed, and a bit grungey-lookin. I'm a keen photographer, and longboarder. I'll put on an obnoxious façade - if I dont like you, you know it. I'm hoping to travel the world, and photograph it, and get paid for doing it somehow, so I should work that one out sometime. --Ash" Take a look at his darling Cockney bint at work. I wonder if her rates are cheaper than cheese.

"Ash sounds like he would make a good moderator for RFF. ---FED" He's second down on the list for when Moe kicks the bucket. Fed. I believe Richard Silfverberg is Number 1 because of his stupid polls. Check out this fine Pnut moderator's website. Great work, Josh Root! I'm sure you've made daddy Greenspun proud. 'Er... so the Root Brothers are sort of like the Blues Brothers? Josh's favourite pastime is gunning for pristine Pnut members while playing with his mouse.

Rover (Ralph Melisso) loves viewing porn: "Spam threads HELP!!!! hey guys, I am at work. Can I open those two porn spam threads without getting fired. If they just have links in them I can open them and delete 'um. If they have photos attached I need to wait until I get home. one was about Britney, I forget the other. Dad with a Camera." Ralph is a moderator at rangefinderforum.com who looks like Curly.

One of the poo's staff follows up with, "I read the RFF thread along with back door alley's sarcastic remarks. This is an excellent example of Rizutto baiting the members he doesn't like. I read this other post where Jorge said he enabled 'antleach so nobody can grab our images from the gallery.' rangefinderforum .com/forums/showthread.php?p=430969#post430969 I think Jorge was trying to spell Anti-leech. The gallery images are still cached by browsers. With Windows XP you can copy the gallery images from the Temporary Internet Files directory: C:\Documents and Settings\USERNAME\Local Settings\Temporary Internet Files. -FED"

He lied about the contest, he lied about not charging membership fees, he lied about the M8 photo, he lied about the especializedmachine, he lied to his wife and now he lied about RFF being free to read: "I don't know why you think a user must create an account to read. That is not the case...the site is open to all for reading." Except for those faces behind the thousands of locked IP addresses of members he didn't like including those who didn't want to pay. Plus many areas are locked to even those who paid the basic fee.

The Leica M8 shills, Sean Reid and Jorge Torralba got banned from fredmiranda.com. Look at this pic of an R.V. (rv1.jpg) posted by lindsayann. It's the same one posted by Jorge Torralba on RFF. Jorge could be posting on FM under the name "lindsayann" (because he's been banned). Ha ha ha. I knew the shill, Jorge Torralba trolls under stupid pseudo names. Hey, Jorge, how's your especializedmachine?

Jorge must read the poo. The schmuck has just closed the M8 gallery to visitors. If you click on the link to the RFF M8 gallery, you get the message "You do not have permission to view the images in this category." Apparently, Jorge doesn't want the world to see that he posts on fredmiranda.com as "lindsayann." Remember, Jorge's got the 007 edition of the M8. Apparently, his secret mission is to cross post about the M8 and cross-dress when necessary. Anyway, the Cuban IT wizard hasn't blocked Google's IP address yet so you can still see the RV picture on RFF, compliments of Google's cache.

The pop singer Seal, (link) posting under the username "Ascender," and camera reviewer Sean Reid recently fought it out on RFF. Biker Sean posted that Ascender is someone impersonating Seal and later says that he'll be interviewing Seal about his M8 sometime this year. I guess the interview is off since biker Sean insulted the Leicaphile-singer very badly. Poor Mex Gabrielma, M.A., went paranoid suggesting that I might be the person posting as Seal (Ascender): "it's the FG legacy. Still posts under various pseudonyms. Blame him, err...it." Page 5 of the thread. Anyway, Ascender sounds like a wannabe Leica shill or someone who feels he needs a German camera to photograph his German wife. And Sean Reid sounds like a goof who thinks his shit doesn't stink. Welcome to the poo!

Have you seen the new RFF gallery for Leica M8 images? Check out all the wonderful "street photographs" of beer signs, delivery trucks, parking meters and license plates:
http://www.rangefinderforum.com/photopost/showgallery.php?cat=6346

www.rangefinderforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30585 Jorge wrote that he "increased the max size of images in the gallery to 1000 x 1000 pixels just because of this new camera." Why? So we can all see the lack of contrast and sharpness in the images produced by this camera? That Jorge is a fucking genius, isn't he? I saw the M8 samples on Pnut and thought someone had posted some Holga photos by mistake. Compare an M8 test photo with a 5D photo here.

"Being a teacher is fast turning me into a misanthrope, and yes, you're included," writes Chris Ste. Croix. See his blog titled, Mental Carnage. Since having this epiphenomenon, a result of a rugby crackup, he organized a Vancouver RFF meet only to be an absentee. It was, nonetheless, a smashing success. This is what the mono-fondler Mtnphoto writes: "Rff Mia! I just got back from the Vancouver RFF Meet at the Kingston. A couple of pints with Me, Myself & I. I guess everyone had better things to do. Maybe next time?" Maybe next time don't schedule it during the Gay Pride Parade. That's where they all were...with their cameras and with their poker lenses and gleefully snapping away.

"Hey Frank, I thought you might find some humour in these RFF gallery pics A mother and daughter dump room pic. The father who took this pic must have taken a dump before he asked his wife and daughter to pose. Note the open window and can of air freshener setting on top of the toilet tank. More bathroom art. Looks like dad focused on the hair on the back of her head. Nipples appear to have been photoshopped out. A daughter with her imaginary friend. Is his name Moe? The soap on the wall has more artistic merit than this photograph. Here's a kid trying on her mama's nightgown. Where's mom? Same kid here. This RFFer must like posing his daughter on beds. 12 years from now, the kid will probably be working as a stripper or porn star. Topless pool pic. Leica MP pic. Check out this photo made with a Minolta 7. It won the Award of Excellence (Press & PR) in the recent British Professional Photography Awards organised by the British Insitute of Professional Photographers & The Master Photographer, UK. It's been there since May 2005 and no one has made a single comment. ---Eric."

Eric: "check out this photo made with a Hasselblad 500C. This gal looks like a hooker with her trick. Here she is again without her bra. What an expression! Who cut the cheese?... Is this Captain Kirk?"

Oct 16, 2006. The San Francisco whack-job has resumed cross-posting all over the damn place. His latest schizophrenic piece is entitled, "Leica NOOKY." He writes, "it's seems like a very fun device," and concludes with, "I wrote up a fairly lengthy entry on 'Batteries Not Included' for anyone who wants to read/see more." What's queer is the dweeb stepped on quite a few toes, including Greyhoundman's, and declared he will never post on RFF and the Pnut again. I guess he yanked and sucked some serious sausage for the obsessive-compulsive disorder gang to forgive him. But, hey, Jorge is one happy man (as long as the Viagra doesn't run dry).

"On the subject of shit holes, I noticed that RFF has a new sponsor...Boris Jamtchick. I dealt with that weasel...when he was advertising under the guise of Foto Arsenal, somewhere in ze vaterland. He had the highest goddamn prices for stuff I'd EVER seen, so when I bought an Icarex 35 STM from him I figured all would be proper. Nope--tapered like a bitch, and he wanted ME to pay to send it back to have it fixed. I said no, I'll have it fixed here and you pay for it. He grudgingly seemed to go along with it, then welshed. (I should have known better.) ---FED."

Hey Frank, RFF lost Boris Jamdick as a sponsor. Back door alley felt the need to close yet another thread: http://www.rangefinderforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45948

November 21, 2006. "Hey, check this screen cap from tonight’s APUG welcome page. A photo of some guy holding his dick next to a photo titled 'guys with big cameras.' LOL. How retarded is that? ---FED." Thanks for the screen grab of Aplug's main page. I'll pass it along to Silfverberg, Moe and Curly. I wonder if that's Sean dangling his dick for his mod, Stephanie?

Moe mod who claims he is a "knob" did write, "it sold! the cl case is sold!!!! the half case complete with the m classic wrist strap has been sold!! i'm a little excited...in case ya missed it!" Besides yourself, like who the fuck cares about your inane bartering babble? Go play peeka-boo in your local public washrooms.

The shill and big cheese of RFF did post a link with a new thread about another Leica shill and his Leica M8 review. (Trouble is you have to pay to read the review.) Then everyone did attack the retard review of the famous Puts shill except for that shill wanting money for his. Of course some sheep did pay to read shill #2's review and discovered it was also retarded---'er, flawed.

RFF has a healthy gallery of kiddy porn, and it's growing fast. Check out the latest kiddy porn pic here.

Do you want the straight goods on the new Leica digital M8 instead of all that bull being pushed by the losers such as, you know who? Sure you do! Click here for Photopoo's Leica M8 Skinny.

FREE Adobe Photoshop 7.0 offer on RFF! Hey folks, did you know you can sometimes find free bootleg software offers on RFF? The thread’s been deleted but here’s a screen cap of Richard Silfverberg’s "generous" offer of a bootleg version of Adobe Photoshop 7.0 complete with serial number; and here's one of the happy recipients.

Rich is best known for starting several popular polling threads such as the RF camera beauty contest. He enjoys photographing himself standing in front of a mirror, particularly inside public restrooms. He’s a Senior Project Manager making $200,000 per year living in the Castro District of San Francisco. When the poo heard that Rich was offering to "dump a zipped file onto a server with the serial number," we thought it was worthy for the septic tank. Thanks Rich! You da man! Have you heard from Adobe, yet?

Our Cuban-bar-bint-banging troll did write, "Hi folks, I'm Volker with a pseudo since I now have issues giving my real name since I found my pictures an my name linked to a hardcore porn site on a certain ex Nikonian, PNet and RFF members website...so lets create a new comunity for the mentaly retarded camera users who happen to like old rangefinders but love photography and a friendly flamewar from time to time." Herr Hett is now posting under the catchy pseudo, "Turbo Socke GT."

The bimbo Stephanie Brim, did write: "Don't worry...I'm more used to dealing with this type of thing than you know. I'll tell a story. I'm a big-chested girl and always have been. Since I just recently turned 21 (May, for those who care), I've been going to a certain bar once in a while on a Friday night to drink and dance. I sing occasionally, but not much. There's another bar right next door and I decided that I'd pop over there for a while, just to see how it was. Keep in mind that I am wearing a decent bra and a low-cut shirt through all of this. A man had been watching me for about an hour and I could see that he was staring at my chest most of the time. This was not unusual. However, when I went to leave the bar to go back to the one I came from, he stopped me, leaned to my ear, and whispered, 'Are those real?' The guy was about three times my age. I said, 'Yes,' and went on my merry way. I think that's definitely appropriate for the horror newsgroup, don't you?" See here. She takes a lot of photographs around her parent's house. What a terrible waste of film and chemistry!

"Heh, this sucks," writes Stephanie Brim, "I want this. I have the money sitting in my bank account to cover it. I can't get it, though, because it has to be saved for other things. I think I've found the cure for GAS: having a baby." Swoop responds," Oh man. I'm so getting a vasectomy."

Jan 22, 2007. Prego Steph wrote: "I have no credit cards, but with the baby coming I'm getting GAS for new kit, as we all know. We'll see how badly GAS hits me when I see the size of my tax return for this next year. If it's as good as I think it may be...both Stephen Gandy and keh.com may get business from me. One last purchase before I can no longer buy anything for myself. Adam will eventually forgive me."

Adam, "the boyfriend," must be the papa. rangefinderforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35161&page=2

Update on prego Steph: the baby is dead! A claimed miscarriage to whore more free camera gear.

Check out Stephanie's Photo Whore gallery. She's the RFF poster child who gets donated gear and loaned equipment from several RFF "sugar daddies." She has a boyfriend who she refers to as "the boyfriend" on her blog. She moderates and sits on her ass in Iowa, occasionally getting up to photograph some junk in her back yard.

October 13, 2006. "Stephanie Brim, Mental Experimental," did write: "I am nuts, but we all knew that." Yes, we at photopoo know, Steph; and we know you believe you have big boobs and you need a wheel barrel to wheel your butt about. That's why you sit on your ass when you're not on your back.

"This is a friendly site which does not take itself too seriously, and I love it for that. The prefects do a grand job and they, and the others mentioned on the coprophilic site, do not deserve the malice directed at them by this deluded person. Unfortunately, ignoring it will not make it go away. -Jenni MacAulay, wee Scottish bimbo."

Dear bimbo in Scotland, the fecal matter posted on RFF and other forums is humorous but not sexually arousing to the staff at photopoo. The real lovers of copro live on RFF and post several times a day. Print this image for Mr. MacAulay and wave to your moderator/boyfriend in the loo. He’s still waiting for that photo of your naval.

"here i sit and i will wait for the unveiling of the wee scottish bimbo's navel...anyone else care to wait with me?"

One perceptive chap posted about Jorge ripping off fake Leica pics: "...M8 pictures fake for sure! The photo's of the M8 which caused such a stir are definitely not real. These have been on this French Leica site for some time. There it is stated that these photos are not definitive. A pity, because I think it is a real pretty weniger is mehr design." Of course Moe jumps in: "knocks a camera he knows nothing about. what prize shall we give him? joe."

Why don’t you hump his leg like you hump Jorge’s, joe. You must think you’re the supermoderator of the internet, roaming into other forums and getting bitchy when people criticize your master, Jorge. Your turf must extend far into the universe and in some circles you are worshipped as the god of wrist straps and crappy Leica CLs. You seem to have a habit of pissing on other people's forums, don’t you?

This time, under an RFF pseudo, the troll Eric Milner did post poo: "Hell, read that 'other' scatologcal site. I'm surprised, thought the guy was only joking and really was just pulling legs when he was here. I guess you never know. I do find it a little odd that RFF now has a dedicated hate site. It reminds me of the 'Temple of Hate' created for Arthur Dent in The Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy." Eric, we don’t study poo (scatology); we laugh at it. Please continue to contribute and please read the disclaimer at the bottom of page 1. Thank you and have a nice day!

Sean Ross did write this after my name: "baggage spilled over from other sites." My response is that at least I'm not on all the boards all of the time like you. Get a life. Oh, and now that I've tried both Leica and Bessa, dag, I did get rid of my pristine Leica gear and kept my precious Bessa; and I do now only post on Bessa boards because Bessa is best, Leica is not. Now what do you think about that?

For all your B&W needs and then some, do visit Aplug today. This site will make you laugh and it will make you cry, but most of all it will inspire you in your quest for Dweebdom. Yes, take it from Curly and Moe, this site is all the rage---and do feel free to dump your poopie pics there, once you've forked over the fees.

Vivek Iyer wrote: "There is a Milner brand Cheese here in Holland! Smile." Eric Milner replies: "I'll lift one leg up and there will be brand in Vancouver too Very Happy." Eric the troll is a moderator at filmlives.

Moe is starting to sound like Stephanie B. Rim. "i'm driving a 1992 mazda mx3 and i still don't have a digital rangefinder..." http://www.rangefinderforum.com/forums/showthread.php?p=454536#post454536 Ahhh, poor moe. Maybe Jorge will buy him an M8 if all the suckers renew their RFF memberships.

Jorge thinks he’s a shithouse poet, too. Check out his signature here: "Who's that riding into the sun. Who's the man with the itchy gun. Who's the man who kills for fun! Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad! He's quick with a gun, but he loves his son. Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!" This is obviously another one of Jorge’s copy & paste rip offs from the TV show 'Married with Children.' His avatar is a rip off of New Line Cinema Production’s image of 'Dr. Evil' in a space suit that you can find here.

"Wow - 3001th post. I just realized I posted my (seemingly) 3000th post in the "What is it" thread. What should I do? Have some cake? Ice cream? Go get back my Canon 50mm f/1.5 which I just traded this afternoon? (I'm having second thoughts about that.) I now join the ranks of the old farts roaming about the forum with 3000+ posts. I should put a cork in it more often, I guess." And stick one up your ass while you're at it.

Quick to rebuke and mock pics of others, Herr Hett did post one of his for a crittique. "Is this pciture great, ok or crap? So to my question, what do you think about this picture?" he did write. Crap, most everyone claimed. I surmise he had to have been plastered when he shot that crap (and posted it on the wrong forum).

Lubitel asks, "Do you use your cameras in the rain? I try to never ever use any of my cameras (except Holga) during the rain. But sometimes, like today, I just had to take the picture, the rain was somewhat weak, and I tried to be fast but the camera (Bessa R in this case) still got a bit wet. Am I being overly protective? Do you use your cameras in any weather? Any tips? Thanks."

Dear Lubie, stick with back door alley’s advice: "it's raining out...i have to fondle."

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